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Wednesday, 19 May 2010

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This much talked about not-so-new movie may outdraw even Twilight this fall whenever the word gets out.

The movie has somehow been kept quiet until now because of some lawsuits and is unrated, but a sneak preview left some male viewers with drool on their shirt fronts and even their pants.

The female viewers were starry-eyed but not quiet like the guys, instead talking a mile a minute about "Did you see....?" "Yes!" But did you see?" "Oh Yes Yes Yes! I saw it all! It was HORRIBLE! I wonder if they are going to show it again soon?"

"I thought they did away with reform schools!"

But they still had them in the 1950's and that is when the movie takes place. Of course, not noticing the "duck tails and other 1950's hair styles" was completely overlooked because of everything else was going on.

Still watching the crowd leave...three guys have walked right into a telephone pole. The ladies were still "I thought Zac & Vanessa had split up?" "It was a movie, Janice! Duuhhh!"

Be sure to see Twilight. It's a sure bet. But if this one comes out, you'll forget all the other films this year.

At present, three different lawsuits are tying it up as most of it was filmed and dropped a year ago, because of the age of some of the actors.

This is Dan Hillyard.

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