VENICE BEACH, California - Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas were spotted sunbathing at Venice Beach. Demi was wearing a pink bikini swimsuit with the initials J.J. on the back and Joe was wearing boxer shorts with the initials B.V.D. on the back of his.
Demi Lovato was asked if she had an update on the proposed concert tour with Lady Gaga, The Jonas Brothers, and Justin Bieber. Lovato said that the details are currently being worked out and that everyone is tremendously excited.
Reports are that Lady Gaga has gone out and bought an assortment of brand new lingerie, clothes, and shoes, including tipless bras, open toed pumps, skin-tight Daisy Duke short shorts, see thru halter tops, and crotchless panties.
Lovato said that Lady Gaga is providing each of the three acts with their very own special custom designed concert bus which can accommodate 25 individuals as long as none of them are extremely overweight.
Joe was asked if it was true that Lindsay Lohan would also be appearing on their concert tour. Joe laughed. He took a sip of his Diet Dr. Pepper, patted Demi on her left shoulder, and replied that if LiLo Lohan becomes part of the tour he will most definitely drop out.
When asked why, he replied, "Because Lindsay Lohan is in the same category as Courtney Love, Amy Winehouse, and Naomi Campbell. Each one of those bitches thinks that she is the greatest thing since call waiting."
And Campbell needs to really stop hitting her employees before one of them takes a broom and shoves it up her mad, angry, bitter tu sabes que (you know what).
In world news. Oceanic scientists in Malaysia are reporting that the Indian Ocean has inexplicably gone down by about 30 gallons since 2005.