LOS ANGELES - The gloves have come off and it is now a fight between the old and the new. Miley does not appreciate the fact that Madonna has stated that she is too young to be singing a song like "Can't Be Tamed."
Madonna is 51, and Miley is 17. Both do have a few things in common. Both are female, both are singers, and both have mouths on them that would make Howard Stern blush.
Madonna has been around forever, reportedly having once taken voice lessons from Betsy Ross (the American flag maker).
Maddy, as her maid, Chi Chi calls her, has performed with such well known musical icons as Tony Bennett, back when he was still known as Little Antonito Bennetellini, and Leonora Moundfoot, who was the first wife of the 28th President Woodrow Wilson.
There was an unfounded rumor that Lady Madonna had sung with the piano player on the HMS Titanic, Lennie Schwartzowitz.
Lennie is credited as being the man who taught Elton John's uncle Babby Onionhaus how to play the piano in only two fifteen minute lessons.
Miley was taught how to sing, dance, and trash talk by her daddy, the former Billy Ray Cyrus, who once recorded a song "Achy Breaky Heart" that sold millions of records in Arkansas alone.
Miley says that she does not like the fact that "Grandma Madonna" feels that she has to stick her fat ugly face in her business. Cyrus stressed that Madonna needs to concern herself with the patches and patches of cellulite that have arrived on her thighs, hips, and ass.
She also said that she needs to do something about getting some cream or salve to put on her varicose lips. Miley insists that she does not want to be mean but adds that Madonna really needs to get her inverted rect*l cavity checked out as soon as possible.
In other news. The president of the tiny African country of Fiffifu has said that if China goes through with her threat of invading the oil rich nation, which is roughly the size of Topeka, Kansas, he will have no choice but to blow up the entire country, including his prized spear collection.