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Wednesday, 19 May 2010

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Cheryl Burke sitting by the Pacific Ocean and thinking about how much she misses the Philippines.

HOLLYWOOD - And then on Dancing With The Stars there were tres (three) as Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco (85) was eliminated and sent to the showers.

Chad said that he really enjoyed being partnered with Cheryl Burke and pointed out that he will truly miss rubbing up against her maracas.

Ochocinco noted that he has never enjoyed being with a woman more than he has with Cheryl. He said that he got something in his eye and paused. Ocho, as Cheryl calls him for short revealed that he fell in love with Cheryl the first time she accidentally touched his dip stick with her hand.

He laughingly said that it was love at first fondle. Cheryl blushed and said that Chad is without a doubt the horniest man she has ever known and that includes Tiger Woods, Jesse James, Warren Beatty, Charlie Sheen, and Wolf Blitzer.

The professional Filipino said that Chad had presented her with 50-yard-line season's tickets for the 2010-2011 Cincinnati Bengals football season.

Chad also gave Cheryl a diamond ring, a diamond necklace, and a diamond vagina stud. When asked what Cheryl had given him, Ochocinco grinned and said several kisses, several hand j's, and some hummers (not the vehicle).

Both Chad and Cheryl agree that they may act like they do not get along, but deep down inside Cheryl truly cares for Chad, and Chad really cares for Cheryl and the two have turned into quite the face-sucking couple.

In the world of television sit-coms. Chad Ochocinco said that he has just signed to appear on the new hit show 'Modern Family,' where he will portray ice cream man Tyrone Flodell Washington, the first black person to ever appear on the show.

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