New York, NY-- History is repeating itself on the Upper West Side of Manhattan today. Woody Allen just divorced his wife Sue Suk to marry their only child, Suk Sue. The newlyweds are off to The Bermuda Triangle for their honeymoon.
It was exactly twenty years ago today when Woody Allen walked out on his wife, Mia Farrow, after she discovered Mr. Allen was having an affair with their 18-year old stepdaughter, Sue Suk. Mr. Allen married Ms. Suk and they adopted Suk Sue soon after. The revolting affair ended Mr. Allen's career as a movie director, although he still insists that he's "a genius".
Mr. Allen commented that it's nobody's business what he does with his life.
"Everyone is an adult here, except for me, although I'm 74 years old. I am the picture of perfect mental health. I should be the poster child for Freudian psychoanalysis." said the little creep.
Mr. Allen and his new bride, Suk Sue, hope to adopt a baby girl later this year. They will name her Susie Suk. Mr. Allen says he hopes that he can marry her also, in about 20 more years.