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Wednesday, 19 May 2010

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Chloris Leachman will be joining the cast and portraying Charlie and Alan's grandmother Granny Fanny.

HOLLYWOOD - Reports out of Tinsel Town are saying that Charlie "Mr. Nads" Sheen has just signed a two and a half year contract to continue with his role as Charlie Harper on the hit sit-com Two and A Half Men.

Sheen is reportedly being paid $1 million per episode making him the highest paid actor on television making even more than Dancing With The Stars gaytalian judge Bruno Tonioli, American Idol's Randy "The Black Dog" Jackson, and sexy Colombian firecracker Sofia Vergara of Modern Family.

The producers of Two and A Half Men have said that they will be changing the name of the show to keep it more in tune with the ongoing theme. Next season the shows name will be changed to Two and A Half Men and Lots and Lots of Bitches.

Sheen was asked if his legal problems in Colorado will have any bearing on his appearing on the show. Charlie grinned and said only if he gets convicted and sent to prison.

He smiled and said that his chances of doing any prison time are about as remote as Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter finding a boyfriend.

Charlie then added that even if he were to go to prison, which he isn't, they could still film the shows episodes from inside his cell.

Sheen giggled as he said that the writers have already approached him with three possible prison scripts. One is titled, "Charlie Gets Voted Queen of His Cell Block." Another episode is titled, "Charlie Learns That In Prison There Are Guys and There Are Bitches." And the third episode is entitled, "The Amazing World of Orifices and Cavities."

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