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Tuesday, 18 May 2010

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The soup bowl removed, Bieber looks over his Moe Howard hairstyle

Recognized for its similarity to the haircut made famous by Moe Howard, Justin Bieber's hairstyle has been accepted into the Three Stooges Hall of Fame, inside the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum.

Curator of the Larry, Moe and Curly Museum, Sharon Sharalyke says, "From time to time we'll update the museum to show how the Three Stooges influence can still be seen in the entertainment industry. Justin's hair is just a perfect representation of Moe's soup bowl haircut and a testament to never ending influence of the Stooges". Mel Splibwell, night watchman at the Shemp wing of the museum, more like a closet than a wing really, reacted to the addition of the Bieber exhibit by asking, "Justin who?" Curly Joe's memorabilia can be found in the Men's room on the second floor, above urinal number two.

"In addition to the pictures and some teenage memorabilia we've gathered from Justin's glorious rise to fame, we also sell Justin Bieber Hair Cutting Kits in our gift shop", says Sharalyke. "It consists of a flexible plastic bowl, some duct tape for under the chin and a pair of scissors".

Bieber's publicists could not be reached for comment, though insiders to the Bieber camp say that Justin was quick to book an appointment with his personal hair dresser. He reportedly asked for the Hugh Jackman - Wolverine look.

"That's a mistake if you ask me, but even if you didn't I'm going to tell you anyway", says Entertainment Industry Watchdog, Perez Hilton. "He's got a mile and a half of forehead up in there and needs to keep it covered, but the more important question is, if he likes flamboyantly gay, chubby men in pink shirts and bleached hair?"

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