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Monday, 17 May 2010

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Katie Price and Alex Reid shown back in February when they got married in Las Vegas.

LONDON - Alex Reid and Katie Price were recently spotted out shopping for some women's sandals for Alex. They found some but Alex remarked that they looked a little too masculine.

Katie was asked by a reporter if she was pregnant yet. She laughed and said that she is surprised that she isn't seeing as how her and Alex go through the required motion at least once a night.

Alex remarked that he has been giving his willy quite a work out lately. Katie laughed and added that the little bugger looks like one of the saddest doohickeys that she has ever seen.

Katie was told by Alex that he wants her to hurry up and get herself pregnant. He told her that if she does not get pregnant within two months he will start to consider divorcing her and trying to hook up with the likes of Chezza Cole, Bar Refaeli, or Megan Fox.

Katie grinned and said that she wouldn't mind taking up with Chezza, Bar or Megan herself, not that she leans towards lesbianism, but just because she thinks the three are all very, very pretty.

In other news. That gigantic oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico, off the Louisiana coast, is expected to reach the shores of Oilsaka, Japan by 3 p.m. on Thursday, May 27.

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