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Saturday, 15 May 2010

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Billy Ray Cyrus defended his daughter Miley after a video emerged showing the then 16-year-old giving a 45-year-old man a free lap dance.

"These kids do it all the time. You're young, you just kind of go with the flow", Billy Ray reportedly told reporters Saturday. "That's what kids do now a days."

Just a couple of months ago Billy Ray defended his raunchy daughters performance on the 2009 Teen Choice Awards.

"That girl of mine just really loves people and she might go a bit too far for some old folks but, hey, I'm her dad. You're only young once so let her have a few harmless fantasies or, rather, give a few young men some fantasies."

Billy Ray stated that he gave his kids a lot of leeway and that he'd know it if they had went too far.

"Can't talk anymore right now", he stated as he got into his car. "Got a show to do later and I have to go see Miley's pimp to pick up her paycheck!"

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