LONDON - Cheryl Cole was out and about shopping for, as she put it, unmentionables, when she was asked by a sales clerk when she would be making her next music video.
Cheryl smiled and told the semi-good looking sales lady that it was so nice of her to ask. The woman, identified as Cora Beth Berrynarbor, 43, who lives with her grandmother in Fitzrovia, replied that she smashingly had to agree with the 5 foot 3 bundle of dynamite.
Cole said that only yesterday she had signed a deal with Tickety Boo Records located in Tooting. She noted that she will be going into the recording studio shortly and recording a song with American hip hop artists Snoop Dogg and Flavor Flav.
Cheryl said that the trio will record a song written by Usher and Ke$ha titled, "Braless In Brazil."
She added that Snoop Dogg also wants to record a song that he and Flavor Flav wrote along with Taylor Swift entitled, "Hey Yo MoFo, So How It Go Bro."
Cheryl said that at first she was kind of hesitant to record the rap song since it does cut down people of color such as Rev. Al Sharpton, NBA star Shaquille O'Neal, 603 pound actress Gabourey Sidibe, big old songstress Queen Latifah, and (?) Naomi "Punkass" Campbell.
But Mrs. Cole said when she was told by her agent what Snoop Dogg and Flavor Flav would be paying her, she raised her eyebrows and said, "Stand back and lemmy have a crack at all dem high-fiveing, fist-bumpin, finger-flickin', bling-bling wearing, mother effers ya know fa shizzle my nizzle and dat's what dis white Brit honky ho be talkin' about ah huh fo sho fo sho."
In a non-related story. Texas has just become the first state in the United States to ban the trite, hackneyed, and insultive email saying "Send this email to 10 people within 7.8 seconds or your mother-in-laws ovaries will fall out on her next visit while you're family is having supper at the dinner table."