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Thursday, 17 February 2005

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Jenna Jameson: One of many ladies linked to the Prince

Snow White, famed for appearing in a children's classic fairy tale, has officially filed for divorce from the Prince. This comes after reports of the Prince being linked with a bevvy of beauties including Australian pop sensation Kylie Minogue as well as porn star Jenna Jameson.

A spokesman for Snow White read a statement by Snow White citing the reason for the divorce was because "there was no more flame in the relationship". The statement also reads that " they will still remain good friends".

The divorce has been speculated by the media for quite a while now after Snow White was seen not wearing a wedding band while out shopping with her best pal, Cinderella on Valentine's day.

Belle (of Beauty and the Beast), a good friend of Snow White when contacted commented that it was a good decision for her to divorce her the Prince and added that "it was inevitable anyway, Jenna (Jameson) was the last straw." Jenna Jameson was unavailable to comment on the divorce.

The story of Snow White was somewhat a fairy tale that many have enjoyed over the years. It is a 'rag to riches' story about a girl, who was determined to escape the torture of her two evil siblings and her evil step mother for a better life. Snow White's life took a new turn when she met the Prince at a formal event. They fell in love and got married and was dubbed to be the 'perfect couple' of the millenium and they would live 'happily ever after'. However, after getting married, the Prince has been involved with a long line of beautiful ladies. Snow White, obviously depressed by this attempted suicide on several occasions which led to her spending 3 months at a rehab centre to get over her depression and drugs dependent problems.

Linda Reid, 5, from London broke down in tears when she heard the news. She said that she enjoys the fairy tale so much and she wants her 'mummy'.

The divorce marks the end of a truly fairy tale marriage and proves that there is no such thing as 'happily ever after'.

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