HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Billy Ray Cyrus was asked what he thought about his little 16-year-old daughter Miley giving Adam Shankman, the producer of her latest motion picture The Last Song a very erotic lap dance.
Billy Ray just laughed, took a drink from his Southern Comfort bottle, and said that he has no problem with it because it was just Miley being Miley.
He pointed out that she was after all wearing shorts, a blouse, a bra, and yellow bikini thong panties so it's not like she was naked or nude.
Billy Ray said that it isn't the first lap dance she has given and it won't be the last so he wants America to stop stressing out over it and focus on more important things like that shit that is going on down in Arizona, or that volcano in Iceland, or Lisa Marie Presley's tremendously amazing weight gain.
When Miley was asked about her infamous lap dance she replied that the Shankster is one of the gayest fags in Hollywood and giving him a lap dance is like Amy Winehouse giving herself a French kiss.
Miley then said that she does not want to talk about her effen lap dance anymore. She said that people are always criticizing her. First it was the erotic photos of her and her dad, and then it was the exotic pole dance at the Teens Choice Award Show last August, and now it is the stupid lap dance with the queen of the Left Coast queens.
Miley said if people do not stop criticizing her she is going to pack up and move to Iceland, Iraq, or Detroit.