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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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"That's Holly Wood!"

The jealousy bug has hit Robert Pattinson recently as he is very upset with co-star and girlfriend, Kristen Stewart.

"I guess it was bound to happen after the shooting began on this last Twilight", stated one cameraman. "It's about using the character actor, Horst Pecard as a double for Pattinson on the close-up sexy parts."

Friends of the couple stated that Pattinson had been irritated ever since the announcement two weeks ago. They also stated that some of them have been guilty of some pretty hard kidding.

"He keeps saying that Pecard is an old man of 45 but he has a certain something that puts Robert, and all the rest of us for that matter, to shame."

Apparently Kristen herself had been teasing Pattinson by staring at Pecard when Pattinson was also around.

"Why don't you go over there and honk it?", the cameraman said that they all heard when it was shouted.

Friend and fellow co-star Taylor Lautner stated that Kristen was shocked about the sudden outburst. "I think I'd feel the same as Robert. I think I'll go talk with the both of them."

Apparently, when asked, Pecard stated that he knew nothing of the matter and was only glad to get the big paycheck.

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