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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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When Both Poison Ivy & Poison Oak Are Around, Just Be Sure To Not Play On The Ground!

Although it was all the way back to April 7th over a month ago, both Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth apparently had a near-death experience that is just now being reported.

As any good reporter will tell you, paying off people in service like a hospital janitor can certainly bring in the news as well as help them to earn a decent living for a change.

Accordingly, a report from a source claims that both Miley Cyrus and her live-in boyfriend Liam Hemsworth were hurried to the hospital early in April.

Copies of records now obtained show that both were suffering greatly from a severe allergic reaction to poison ivy and in places poison ivy usually does not get into.

Plus the papers show that they had also managed to stir up a whole hill of fire ants!

So the weird stories circulating about a month ago had some basis of truth. At the time, no one would believe the lady next door, plus the couple's agents saying that the lady only wanted her name in the papers and on the internet, had quickly hushed up the matter.

Both Miley and Liam had denied any stories later about a near naked couple being hurried into an ambulance.

I can absolutely confirm the fire ants part of the story because, when I sneaked out to search for them, they found me.

Meanwhile, as the rest of the story comes out about the poison ivy invasion, I'll keep digging.

This is Dan Hillyard of UP2.

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