Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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Rush Limbaugh without his toupee on his way to have lunch at a local park.

NEW YORK CITY - GOP mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh has admitted on his radio show that he would much rather play with himself than to play with President Barack Obama.

When asked why, the rotund Rush "Mushmouth" Limbaugh said that he is not a racist but he would prefer to play with Joe Biden instead.

Biden replied that he always suspected and thought that Limby was kind of on the 'wishy swishy' side ever since he learned that El Rusho wears women's underwear and shaves in places that only women shave.

Limbaugh denies that he wears womens underwear and says that they're just metro underwear. And as for the shaving he says he does it due to an allergy affliction that he first noticed last summer when he accidentally visited that gay bar in downtown San Francisco.

Rush has always said that he cannot stand gays or lesbians because they do not act at all straight. He then thought about it and pointed out the he kind of does not mind butch dykes because they act sort of manly and some BD's even act manlier than a whole lot of regular, all-American red blooded, telescopic rifle carrying men.

Limbaugh giggled and said that for example he would not mind playing with Rosie O'Donnell but he would never want to play with Portia De Rossi aka Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres.

To view some rather interesting photographs of Michelle "The First Mama" Obama in a black see-thru baby doll log on to www.dafirstmamastatas.tit

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