Much excitement today at the Dungeons Of London horror/wax museum as Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty, and 'not sure exactly what it is I do for a living, but Saint Bob's me dad' star Peaches Geldof unveiled waxwork likenesses of themselves this morning.
The two stars feature in tableaux forming part of an exhibition entitled: 'Things You Wouldn't Want Your Mammy To See' and both are reported to be thrilled with the results.
The Pete Doherty entry, entitled 'Day Six' depicts the star sitting slumped on a toilet seat in a filthy stall staring blankly into space as puddles of water form around his feet.
"It's a good likeness," Doherty enthused. "They've captured the image and the mood to a tee there. Oh yes. I'm well chuffed with that."
The Peaches tableau depicts her posing naked on a bed strewn with empty bottles and drug paraphernalia whilst being photographed by a male figure who is entirely naked himself.
Apart from a trilby hat.
"It's a good likeness," Peaches enthused. "They've captured the image and the mood to a tee there. Oh yes. I'm well chuffed with that."
A spokesman for the Dungeons of London told us that the promoters were anticipating a meagre customer response, but that he expected the punters to be queueing up around the block for the forthcoming attraction:
'David Cameron Grabs His Wife's Left Tit On The Doorstep Of Ten Downing Street.'
More as we get it.