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Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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"Any More Tournaments This Year?"

The latest news on the net this morning claims that Tiger Woods and wife, Elin, are getting a divorce but will share custody of the kids.

Tiger, who dropped out of the Mother's Day weekend golf tournament over injuring his back (or was too far behind the leader), apparently has stated that divorce and joint custody seems the only way to settle everything.

Tiger told the press that he had injured his back several weeks ago. Since he wasn't playing golf during that time, everyone was curious about exactly how he injured it.

Apparently it goes all the way back to his auto crash that he now says caused a "slipped disc".

Of course, that brought on several smiles but no one had the guts to ask "Are you sure it's your disc?" so the matter wasn't gone into.

"Apparently the disc hasn't been the only thing swelling during the last few years!", some brilliant person spoke up from the back and Tiger walked away.

A spokesperson later stated that the couple hadn't been getting along but there was no problem with the kids. "They will be seeing both parents on a regular basis", he stated. "There will be no big juicy custody fight. Sorry to disappoint you people."

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