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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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Miley Cyrus in her backyard writing a song about Cody Linley, Nick Jonas, and Justin Gaston.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Two of the most popular teens in America were spotted having dinner together at Shanghai Sally's Sushi Diner in West Hollywood. Miley was wearing a cheerleaders outfit and Justin walked in with a hula hoop around his waist.

When asked what they were having, Miley said that she was having the Sea Urchin Sushi Wrapped in Tuna Fish Lips and Justin said that he had ordered the Octopus Sushi Smothered in Salmon Ovaries.

Miley was asked what she thought about Justin. She blushed and said that she loves the fact that he knows more about surfing the Internet than anyone she has ever known, including Andy Dick, Bruno Tonioli, and Manny Ramirez.

She added that Justy, as she refers to him, is not shy and that he had told her that he really admires her two McNuggets.

Justin pointed out that he would really like to have Miley as his girlfriend because she likes to play baseball, football, and strip dominoes. He then smiled and added that Miley also has about as much effen money as Gayle's gal pal Oprah Winfrey.

Cyrus and Bieber did reveal that they hope to record a song together. Justin said that it will probably be either the old Sonny and Cher classic "I Got Your Back And Front Babe" or else the old Loretta Lynn - Conway Twitty song "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Uglier Than A Damn Mud Fence."

In other news. Selena Gomez has stated that there is no truth to the rumor that she has stopped wearing underwear when she performs on stage.

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