A dedicated member of the Union for Plagiarists, Ingrates, Numskulls, Commies, Hacks and Heretics; Equal Authors by Proxy, has logged his 300th story amid cheers from his own imaginary fan club.
Cranking out his last few stories in order to make the milestone number, P.M. Wortham, dedicated writer and advocate for all those things he, for some strange reason, deems to be funny or noteworthy, was nearly impressed at his own productivity. "That was until I looked at the output from some of my own favorite writers", Wortham says.
Sharing his respect and admiration for other U.P.I.N.C.H.A.H.E.A.P. union members, Wortham chronicled his list of favorites. "The top picks would have to include Abel, QM, Skoob, Woods, JMan, Morse, JB, JO, Doc, Lynton, the Colonel and Ms. Bitters." Mad respect being shared further, Wortham talked about other pseudonyms. "Lots of great talent out there in the Union pool, good reading while stuck in the shitter".
Asked what his next milestone or goal might be, Wortham simply replied, "I dunno. It was tough getting to 300, what with the dyslexia and all, my crap goes to all typing. Perhaps I'll return to the book, perhaps I'll watch the Union pool disparage and vandalize each other in the forums, or maybe just get back to the thing that pays the bills. I'm a little better at that, actually."
With that, the salt and peppered man in black, returned to the sanctity of his office and the anonymity of his position. With a nod offered to his growing inbox he mumbled. "Its time to get back to the grind."