HOLLYWOOD - After months of hearing the rumors regarding her world famous rack, Pamela Anderson has confessed that yes it is most definitely true that her right boob is in fact larger than her left boob.
She did point out that Dr. Fritz Beachwick, the noted knocker doctor, from Tarzana, who performed her last breast augmentation, did admit that he did somehow add more silicone (three ounces) to her right tit than to her left tit.
Dr. Beachwick said that it is just something that happens once in a while, kind of like when a dentist accidentally takes out a perfectly good tooth next to the one that has a real bad cavity.
He also compared it to a female patient going in to have stomach liposuction and ending up having both her tonsils removed by way of her cervix. Unfortunately it is just part of being a doctor, a dentist, or a lawyer.
Anderson, who was recently eliminated from the dancing reality show Dancing With The Stars, much to the chagrin of the shows producers and roughly about 12 million American male viewers, said that she is presently in the process of trying to find her breast enhancement surgery receipt.
Pam said that once she finds it she will make an appointment and go in and have her hooters adjusted and realigned the way that mother nature meant for them to be.
SIDENOTE: Anderson stated that she just signed to star in a Left Coast Libido Motion Pictures film co-starring Carmen Electra, Heather Locklear, and Jessica Simpson entitled, The Mature Eye Candy Bitches of Bakersfield.