JACKSON, Mississippi - The governor of Mississippi Haley "Bubba" Barbour has issued a state proclamation stating that the brand new Miley Cyrus CD "Can't Be Tamed" cannot be displayed in any state record store without a blue dot covering Miss Cyrus' crotch.
The governor said that there is no way that he will allow the wanton display of body parts from a once wholesome young lady such as Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana.
Barbour said that he has 11 or 12 granddaughters and he does not want them exposed to such blatant blatancy.
He pointed out that it is one thing for Britney Spears, Lady Gaga, Jessica Simpson, or even that old grumpy-ass, has-been bitch Madonna to showcase their (blanks) but he will be damned all to hellacious hell if he will allow the explicit graphical display of such bull crapola within the borders of his fine, fair, and cotton-pickin' state.
When it was pointed out to the governor that the CD cover does not really reveal anything on Miley that one would consider to be vulgar, lewd, nasty, or disgusting, Governor Barbour took a sip of his Southern Comfort and said, "Well, dat's da same dadgum thing dat dey all said about da Beatles, da Rolling Stones, and dat frizzy haired Engelburger Humphisdinky."
[EDITOR'S NOTE: The Governor certainly must have inhaled some magnolia blossom pollen because I saw the CD cover and all it really shows is Miley's belly button. And the Engelburger Humphisdinky that Governor Bubba Barbour was referring to is actually Engelbert Humperdinck.]