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Tuesday, 18 May 2010

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Kim says that next to her hair dryer, her most favorite appliance is the microwave.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of Kim Kardashian's sisters has stated that Kimmy has consulted Dr. Rimsey F. Moneycutt, who is one of the best butt doctors in the entire nation, about having one of her two badonkadonks removed.

Kim has reportedly stated to several male friends as well as to some close family members that she recently saw a photo of herself wearing some 'mama jeans' and she realizes now that her butt looks absolutely ridiculous.

She remarked that it is even bigger than Jennifer Lopez' booty and everyone knows that J-Lo's booty is so big that a Yellowstone National Park black bear could easily store all of his winter hibernation food in it.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Abel and I both would like to apologize about that explicit graphic; especially if you're eating a sandwich or some other food item while you read this.]

Several of Kim's ex-boyfriends have stated that at first they all thought that Kim's humongous caboose was cute but after about the seventh or eighth time of looking at it and realizing that it is huge and actually to be more exact scary as hell huge, they all admitted that the novelty quickly wears off.

Kim's dentist did confide to a reporter for USA Tomorrow that when Kimmy comes in for a regular appointment he has to use a special room in which he has had built a triple strength dental chair.

The dentist said that he uses the chair for three other clients including Kirstie Alley, Mariah Carey, and Aretha Franklin.

In an unrelated story. Naomi Campbell says she is proud of herself because she has not slapped any of her employees within the past seven days.

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