LOS ANGELES - The brand new highly erotic Miley Cyrus video "Can't Be Tamed" has been prohibited from being shown in Utah, Massachusetts, and Portugal.
The two American states and European country have all passed proclamations prohibiting the video from being shown on any station or cable network with their borders.
Fanny Purtatellski, a spokesperson for Utah Citizens For Decency and Prudeness, has issued a media statement saying that Miss Cyrus should be ashamed of herself the way she carries on in the video dressed in bargain bin dental floss.
The statement went on to say that one can clearly see that Cyrus is merely trying to follow in the six-inch stiletto high heeled shoes of other erotic performers such as Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, and Adam Lambert.
The video, which was directed by the award-winning director Charleen Belle Pinnzucker, includes all types of deviant behavior including third base touching, gazonga grabbing, junk in the trunk fondling, and bearded taco nibbling.
Larry King who said that he saw an advanced screening of the music video said that Miley, was transformed into a middle aged Madonna, with tons and tons of Revlon, Cover Girl, and Maybelline makeup.
He noted that she also had a $70 Brazilian bikini wax job done, an Adam's apple tuck, nipple colorizing, and several orgasm inducers.
When her father Billy Ray Cyrus was asked to comment on his quite active daughter the "Achy Breaky Heart" man shrugged his shoulders and asked, "You mean to tell me that my sweet little Miley had her Adam's apple tucked?"
To view some rather graphically explicit photos of Jessica Simpson's Adams apple and as well as her honeydew melons log on to www.jessicahasgothersomeknockers.pix