Written by Bureau
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

image for Lady Gaga Changes Name To Dick The Bruiser
"We Did What We Could" -Dr. Frank Burns

After purchasing the old-time wrestler's moniker, Lady Gaga, or rather, Dick The Bruiser, is granting as many interviews as possible as most people are sick of the same old crock of an act she has been doing.

"There's nothing new here. We've had this type of crap for 40 years", stated one former fan.

Bruiser was even out early on the street in Times Square bumping around in the crowd holding a sign saying, "Lady Gaga Is Dead" but Robin Roberts completely ignored him/her.

"She has to really be desperate", stated Larry King on his Talk Show. "She....He even offered to pay ME for coming on the show and doing an interview while nearly nude. I told him, I don't do nude TV."

Another sudden appearance was Gaga or Bruiser running out onto the field in Yankee stadium and chasing A-Rod all over the infield and outfield until the security people could take her away.

Appearing on the Ellen Show last week, Dick The Bruiser, got up in the chair he/she had been sitting in and twisted around until he/she fell off catching her/himself between the legs with the chair back and laid on the floor thoughout Ellen's second guest's appearance, Gorgeous George Hilton.

Make Bureau's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 5?

2 10 20 25

Go to top