Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Monday, 3 May 2010

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Donald Trump's $27 million yacht the SS Hairdo is the large vessel shown front row center.

MANHATTAN - Celebrity Apprentice is fast becoming a watered down version of the Weather Channel, with lots of hot air, cold glances, warmed over backstabbing, and wind breaking.

Summer Sanders and Holly Robinson Peete are still extremely jealous of Cyndi Lauper and make her feel like she's a little six-year-old kid every chance they get.

Sharon Osbourne finally got over her horrible case of Swahili Swine Flu and has learned to cover her damn friggin mouth whenever the old British bitch coughs.

It has been suggested that the show has gotten so dull that Donald Trump really needs to just be done with it and find the balls to say, "Okay, that's it. Everybody. You're all fired, now all of you get the eff out of my sight so that I can go back to doing what I do and that's to...ah...hey what the hell do I do?

Ivanna, you wanna help old dad out on that question?"

"Ah well...ommmm daddy you are Mr. Donald Trump, the man with a lot of money and even more hair albeit the hair, if I may be perfectly candid daddy, does look like shit."

"Ivanna...you're fired!"

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