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Monday, 3 May 2010

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Four customers at a New York pharmacy say they overheard actor Robert Pattinson ordering 50 Viagra tablets from a prescription, while in line at the Dain's Pharmacy in lower Manhattan Saturday.

"Oh, he had a Yankee cap on pulled low over his face trying not to draw any attention to himself but the pharmacist must have thought the prescription looked odd because he asked about it, using the word Viagra", stated the lady behind Pattinson. "I could actually see his face turn red."

"Maybe they help vampires blood supply move around until they can put the bite on you", laughed another customer.

Three or four of them had followed Pattinson down the street afterward, they told our reporter, but he suddenly hailed a cab and escaped.

Jerry Mathers, another Viagra customer, stated that he hopes he has the actor on his cell phone video.

"I won't know for sure until I get back to my apartment and check it out. I could use some cash. Plus a tabloid could work it into the old "Beaver" show.

Everyone agreed that it was definitely the actor.

"Bet he orders his peter pills by mail from now on", stated Mathers.

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