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Saturday, 1 May 2010

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Roger Clemens on the mound pitching in his last baseball appearance. (Photo courtesy of LeAnn Rimes).

PANAMA CITY, Florida - Mindy McCready was in town visiting a second cousin once removed when she was asked about the baseball video that she has coming out soon.

McCready said that the tape is entitled Baseball Mistress - Bedroom Bitch. And it stars her and an unidentified baseball player whom some say sure does resemble Roger "I Did Not Do No Stinkin' Steroids" Clemens.

Mindy, a country songstress has had several top hits including, "Country Boys Do Me All The Effen Time Y'all," "Welcome To The Other Side Of My Ass," and the number one country song of 2007, "I Want Me A Man Who Wants Him A Woman With Balls."

The 34-year-old McCready says that Mrs. Clemens knew that her and her husband were real good friends. Mindy pointed out that Mrs. Clemens did not mind at all that she referred to her hubby as her BFF and that her husband referred to McCready as his BITCH.

The baseball video will be available in most Wal-Marts, Toys "R" Us, Starbucks, and Jack-in-The-Boxes. Or you can order it by logging onto www.steriodsare4punks.sux

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