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Saturday, 1 May 2010

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Screen Legend Elizabeth Taylor wept openly while being accompanied by Prince Charles at the unveiling this week of a tribute to her late husband.........Richard Burton. (Sorry, I had to run through the list.)

Taylor was at a service at Buckingham Palace to mark the 60th anniversary of Royal Welsh College of Music & Drama. There they unveiled a bust of the late actor that was commissioned by the playhouse.

Reporters say that Taylor began shedding tears and cried during most of the ceremony.

"Richard would have been very moved by this honor", stated Taylor. "He was deeply committed to his art."

She then told the Prince, "I've been married nine or ten times, I forget. But the one I have always cared the most for, is Dick."

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