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Friday, 30 April 2010

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Where's Iron Man? Two of his female co-stars are fighting like cats and ...well, cats.

First they refused to answer any questions from reporters on what has been going on between them and why the fur then suddenly began flying!

Next thing you know, Scarlett stated that Gwyneth was angry because she wasn't on the Iron Man II poster while the Iron Man and Johanssen were right there for all to see.

Next, Gwyneth told a string of stories concerning Scarlett and a few of her male friends.

So no "Together" shots were made at the latest get-together of the full cast.

After that came the sudden slap as Gwyneth was talking to someone else and "accidentally" backed into Johanssen and stepped hard with her heel on Scarlett's toes.

A few of the other actors quickly got between the two, before it got any worse.

Then there were this morning's highlights.

"I mean, a pair of lovebird skunks in one's car and a horse's head at the foot of another person's bed, is going just a bit too far", stated Johanssen's chauffeur.

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