In a hastily called press conference with only three minutes warning, golf great Tiger Woods told over 3,000 press agents who managed to make it just in time, that fans and friends, especially his over 100 "special" girl friends" have been great.
"They have been a real treat", one guy ten rows back thinks he heard him say. Either that or "there's a goose in here".
"Each and every fan from all over the United States that I have met has been completely supportive, especially my female fans. VERY supportive."
Secretly, most of those close to Tiger say he would like to return to the days of King Solomon when, if you supported them, you could have several wives and a couple hundred concubines.
"It's there in the Book of King Solomon, I think, so it's supportive of the Bible."
"I know, it was near the part where Reverend Jeremiah Wright quoted about 'the chickens coming home to roost'."
"I should have listened. My chickens are all over the place."