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Wednesday, 28 April 2010

image for Miley Cyrus and Taylor Lautner win the 'Mr. & Mrs Vagina' contest in Atlanta competition
The sizable smell from the contestants brought some uninvited guests

Miley Cyrus was crowned 'Mrs Vagina 2010' last night in Atlanta Georgia, at the Mr and Mrs Vagina Pageant 2010.

In a surprise twist, Taylor Lautner beat two other favorites who took runner-up positions in the Mr & Mrs contest. First runner-up Chi Chi Smith, and Susan Boyle. Later in the evening they both remarked that it was a very close contest.

Judge Willie Jones had this to say about the judge's final decision, "It was a tough call, but the talent part of the pageant was the clincher for Lautner, and especially Cyrus. Her vagina whistling the title tune to High School Musical's 'What time is it' brought tears to everyone's eyes."

Ms. Cyrus and Mr. Lautner will officiate at the 2011 Rose Bowl Parade in Pasadena, and Lautner, along with Miley's talented vagina, will sing the National Anthem at the World Series in 2011.

Cyrus and Lautner's grand prize is a cheesy golden crown, a digital Timex watch, 2 tickets to Gator World, and a $500.00 US Savings Bond.

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