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Topics: Lady Gaga, baby food

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

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Lady Gaga stole my rice pudding

Lady Gaga has been invited to appear in the next series of the television programme Freaky Eaters, after news broke today that she eats nothing but jars of baby food.

Lady Goo Goo, the artist formerly known as Lady Gaga, starts with a jar of Cow and Gates, Creamy Porridge, for breakfast, for Lunch a jar of Chicken & Sweet Vegetable Medley followed by a jar of Juicy Pear & Banana.

During the day she has also been seen chewing the odd rusk now and again while she discusses her Monster Ball Tour, which is to be changed to the Monster Baby Tour.

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