LONDON - After sounding more like a lousy-ass singer at a tryout for American Idol, Whitney Houston has had the boom lowered on her has-been, talentless-booty.
The black singer, who once was considered one of the best singers in the world, has now been reduced to not even being good enough to be a backup singer for Tatiana Del Toro, the whining whiner from Puerto Rico.
Houston's voice is gone. It has left the building, the bus station, and the crack house. Her once attractive looks have now been reduced to being somewhere between a dark skinned Amy Winehouse and Whoopi Goldberg.
The countries of England, Scotland, Ireland, and Peru have all passed proclamations prohibiting Ms. Houston from ever singing her once classic hit, "I Will Always Love You" which was written by the short little bosomy Dolly Parton.
La Houston has a contingent of backup singers who have been instructed to drown out the pitiful ex-prima donna, aka the downward spiraling pathetic ex-diva.
One backup singer's sole duty is to hit all of the high notes on Houston's most famous hit song "I Will Always Love You." I do hope that the woman, identified as Fonzella Fatima Franklin, is justly monetarily compensated for carrying the once wondrous Whitney.
When Houston was told of the four country proclamations she just laughed and said that all of the four countries can kiss her big, black, cellulite covered ass. Representatives from each one of the above mentioned countries quickly issued official statements saying "We'll pass thank you."
A representative for England, Nigel T. Simonson, III, replied that Houston is an embarrassment to every black person in America. He did not mince words as he said "Da pitchy bitch of color has insoolted ev'ry kind of black individual whether dey be rappers, tap dancers, hip hoppers, crack ho's, talk show hosts, unemployed bitches, a skinny ass former secretary of state, or NBA basketball players."
The government of Ireland has even gone further and stated that they will take Whitney Houston to court and demand that hard working Irishman who paid for Houston's 2010 Prima Donna Diva Tour be reimbursed the entire amount that they paid for their tickets plus 20% on top of that for Houston's sheer gall.
SIDENOTE: Whitney Houston blames her tremendous fall from grace on her ex-husband Bobby Brown. Bobby meanwhile blames it on his ex-wife entering into menopause. He went on to say that for some reason the estrogen tablets that Houston takes cause her to act like a damn black friggin crazy banshee, not too much unlike the queen of the black bitch ho's herself Naomi "I'm The Boss" Campbell.