Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Wednesday, 28 April 2010

image for Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka's Honeymoon on Dancing With The Stars is Over
The red rose that Jake "The Bachelor" Pavelka gave to the gaytalian judge Bruno Tonioli.

HOLLYWOOD - Well one thing that will not be in Jake and Vienna Pavelka's home will be The Dancing With The Stars mirror ball trophy.

The airline pilot from Dallas was eliminated from the dancing reality show.

Judge Len Goodman said that part of the blame was Pavelka's insistence that he be allowed to incorporate a red rose into every single dance routine that he and his partner, the fine-legged Chelsie Hightower performed.

Carrie Ann Inaba said that the red rose in their paso doble dance number was appropriate, but she added that the red rose in their jitterbug routine was as out of place as Jesse James at a nun convention.

And the gaytalian judge Bruno Tonioli pointed out that seeing Jake stick a dozen red roses in his underwear during their quick step number not only looked so out of place, it actually cut Jake's groin dangler to the point where the shows doctor had to be called in.

DWTS co-host Tom Bergeron asked Jake what he will miss most about not competing on the dance reality show. Jake instantly replied, "No longer being able to see Chelsie's amazing rack."

He then realized that his fiancée, Vienna, was in the audience and said that he'll be okay because now he will once again be able to focus all of his attention on his fiancées boobers.

In other news. Puff Diddy who changes his name every two months says that his next name change will take affect on May 15, and his new moniker will be Muff Diddy, in honor of ex-girlfriend Jennifer "La Muff" Lopez.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 5?

7 21 5 4
48 readers are online right now!

Go to top