Many people like me like a good game of mario. But things arn't that smooth anymore. Mario creators Nintendo have released over 100,000 exclusive "Super Mario Clad" Carts onto the shelves of american game stores everywhere. The name "Clad" stands for Crappy Levels And Documents. Clad has swept through America selling over 700,000 units over 2 weeks but as the hungry gamers jammed their over-sied carts into their ittybitty gamecube they found a huge flaw. The so called photo realistic graphics card was nothing but a peice of tape stuck onto the memory chip. This clearly outraged the american public as thousands of angry sleep deprived teengaers slowly crawled back to the game stores slowly running their hands down the glass in desperation to get in and get a refund. SPAM! News had a private interview with the head of nintendo Hiroshi Yamauchi..... here's what he had to say.
"We at ninteno know lots of american standards therefore we are makinging an updated version of Mario Clad, Mario Clad 2.2." As you would of guessed the American public went wild for Mario Clad 2.2 and bought a copy as soon as the game store owners could catch enough copys that fall out of nintendo corp vans. And of course the game was a hit. Not only did the game feature a new music track, different coloured blobs and now the option to switch off but also a secret ending which turned out to be a picture of Hiroshi Yamauchi's head swirling around the screen saying cilbuper eht nioj (we have no idea what this means as it may be in secret nintendo backwards form.) The game was so successfull that in the not to distant future (2005 we belive) Nintendo will be developing a sequal to Mario Clad, Mario Clado, "Crappy levels and documents online." A MMORPG set to be a gaming smash once Nintendo develop their boadband adapter set to be released in 2009.
So all an all the game and most of all Nintendo was saved thanks to it's quickly developed mario counter-parts, we're going to join the republic now.