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Tuesday, 27 April 2010

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Paris Hilton Is Nancy Pelosi in new film Speaker Easy

Life's A Bitch Films announced shooting is about to begin on a new film and that Paris Hilton will portray the title character believed to be based on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

The major Hollywood feature film is tentatively entitled Speaker Easy.

"It's official, the ink is dry and we begin shooting next month" said Slats O'Reilly, head of production at Life's A Bitch.

"This is the part Paris was born to play. It follows the entire career of a young, clueless woman of easy virtue who becomes a world leader" announced O'Reilly.

O'Reilly wouldn't confirm that the film is based on Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, saying only that the screenwriter will be listed as Anonymous. Industry insiders say the story was penned by a "pissed off former boyfriend" of Pelosi's daughter, filmmaker Alexandra Pelosi.

Tagline for the flick is: She charged for Good Times and ruled in Bad Times.

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