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Tuesday, 27 April 2010

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Bruno Tonioli dancing at the age of 22, in the production of "El Maricon."

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars judges Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba gave Erin Andrews and her dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy a 9 each, but English judge Len Goodman gave them a 7.

When the 7 was announced Maksim looked into the camera and said that the time has come for Len Goodman to pack his ugly ass shirts, pants, and shoes and head on back to Britain and retire.

Maksim noted that Goodman does not like him because of the fact that he is extremely handsome, sexy, and can have more women in one week than Len has had in his entire adult life spanning a little over 80 years.

Goodman was told of Maksim's remarks. The British judge replied, "I 'aven't time ta tink aboot what Maksim saksim tinks aboot me, really I 'aven't. I call 'em like I see 'em. I am without a doubt one of da gobsmackingly greatest dance judges ta ever come out of da U.K. I 'ave danced width sum of da greatest dancers in 'istory. Greats like Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Arthur Murray, Ray Bolger, Donny Osmond, and Mr. Bojangles, but not in a gay way mindya.

SIDENOTE: Pamela Anderson revealed to the DWTS host Tom Bergeron, that it is a good thing that Kate Gosselin was eliminated last week because Anderson said that if Kate had popped off at her just one more time she would have bitch slapped her with both of her tits.

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