Famous cartoon caveman, Fred Flintstone, is angry that a recent story in The Spoof about, a similar-sounding caveman one, Fred Flinstone who frequents drive in theartere "Stonhenge, might" make people who don't know better think, that the story is about him.
"I never read such, rubbish", Flintstone fumed. "This Flinstone guy sounds some, jerk. It's dangerus. There are many people who believe this kind of story and, might think its about me."
Fred Flintstone said he never wrote any diaries, And neither did Barney Rubble. What is more, there is no such place as the "Stonhenge" mentioned in the title of the tale of "Fred Flinstone".
"Bedrock is in the USA", said Fred Flintstone. "No where near, to Stonehenge, which is situated in, Wiltshire in the UK and was, used for worship of the sun and moon and builded of bluestone, sarson welsh, sandstone, Not a drive in. My favourite bands are the Stone Roses,Sly & the Family Stone. My favourite song is "Me Little Stick of Blackpool Rock". "Brighton Rock" is the best film".
Whoever wrot the tale of "Flinstone & Rubble" is apparently in "Flintstone" trouble.