Lindsay Lohan became the first casualty of the 'Lost' rip-off film 'The Other Side' when producers sent her to big girl Hollywood time out for the rest of her career.
Lindsay is best known for her past Disney days and current ample breasts and will immediately sign on with the Sci-Fi channel in order to comply with space alien's demands. 'The Other Side' producers claimed that she is no longer 'bankable' which is casting couch code for 'she is a good screw but a crappy actress'.
As the world knows aliens kidnapped Steven Hawkings over the weekend and among their demands was that the horrible movies made by the channel dedicated to horrible movies improve their female breast size and overall sex appeal.
Their response to Lindsay was 'it's a start' and as a motivational tool to release Mr. Hawkings the Obama administration has secured funding for free breast implants for all Americans.
We hope he meant all female Americans.