HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are getting ready to travel to Iceland to participate in a "Get Iceland Back On Her Frozen Feet Telethon."
Gomez and Jonas will be traveling to Iceland aboard the Mexican battleship the MS Montezuma's Revenge which Iceland has leased to take the celebrities to Iceland since the airports are still closed.
The two celebs will also be accompanied by fellow celebrities Ke$ha, Avril Lavigne's ex-husband Deryck Whibley, Brody Jenner of the Hills, Miranda Cosgrove, Dakota Fanning, and Rosie O'Donnell, who has signed a paper promising not to hit on any of the young girls.
The paper that Rosie signed clearly stipulates that if she should in fact make a pass at any of the girls she will be fined $10,000 and put on a dingy and sent back to America.
O'Donnell will also be banned from ever appearing on The Disney Channel, the Cooking Channel, The Baking Channel, The Candy Channel, The Weather Channel, and The Underwear Channel.
Selena Gomez has said that all money that is raised will be handed over to Iceland's Prime Minister Johanna Sigurdardottir, who is a full-fledged lesbian.
The lesbo prime minister will then see to it that the money all goes to the proper governmental department agencies and not to private environmental groups such as The Save The Icelandic Dung Beetle Fraternity, or The Friends of The Frolicking Frisky Wingless Fly, or The Secret To Co-Existing With Gnats Federation Guild.
SIDENOTE: Nick Jonas has revealed that he and Selena Gomez will be sharing a ship berth but he wanted it made perfectly clear that he will keep his underwear on throughout the entire trip even when he showers.