Written by Hydrogen Balloon
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Saturday, 24 April 2010

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Dogs Listen With Great Attention As Susan Barks

New York, NY - The entertainment world is in shock tonight, after the release of a new duet earlier today. Entertainment insiders are calling it 'the worst song ever recorded in human history.' The song is called 'Who Let The Dogs Out??' and it is performed by a screeching Yoko Ono and a barking Susan Boyle.

'Who Let The Dogs Out' is a rap song from 2000. The producer of the cover song is ex-Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney.

Sir Paul felt sorry for Yoko Ono for many years. He felt sad for Yoke because she never had a hit record in her long career as a 'singer'. Sir Paul contacted mutual friends of Yoko and Susan Boyle and arranged the recording session at Rotten Apple Studios.

Yoke sings lead vocals in her a strange, geriatric screech. "Who yet the dogs out, who yet the dogs out.." she sings in broken English. There is no music, the song is done a cappela.

Susan sings backup as 'the dogs'. She barks and howls and woffs throughout the song, and seems to be enjoying herself. Many people have committed suicide after hearing this song.

The new recording seems likely to completely destroy the careers of everyone involved in its creation. Sir Paul will be remembered as a stoned moron who produced the worst song in history. Yoko will be remembered as a screeching old hag and Susan will be remembered as a barking dog!

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