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Saturday, 24 April 2010

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Baby Jonas

Earlier this week, Nick Jonas, 17, expressed his closest fears to this reporter.

He, and girlfriend Selena Gomez are extremely worried at this very stressful time of their relationship.

"We didn't mean for it to happen" Nick worryingly admitted to me, "Now we're in a life changing position. We can only hope that we will not be judged by the world. We're good people."

Gomez, also 17, did not host the same fear as her other half. "Nick is making a fuss over nothing. He is naive and has no clue about anything to do with this matter. He is constantly worrying about what will happen to us, and is embarrassed to admit the truth"

Of course I bet you are bursting with excitement to know what these two teen-stars are talking about! Well, here it is.

"We were sitting together at my friends birthday celebration meal, and I couldn't contain myself. I just had to do it. I lunged in for a hug with her, and now I really do think there may be a baby on the way." Nick told us. "I have a lot of love for God, and I do believe that he is watching over me and will not give me this curse. However, what happened is inevitably going to result in a baby Jonas."

Yes, you heard it from me first... Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez have finally consummated their love with a hug! Sounds as though there may just be a baby Jonas on the way, if Nick's description of where babies come from is anything to go by!

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