LONDON - Brenda Song, one of America's most popular actresses made a visit to London to see her ex-boyfriend Robert Pattinson.
Pattinson and Song dated before he began starring in the film adaptations of the Twilight novels.
Song has made no secret of the fact that she still carries a torch for the London born Pattinson. Song also carries intimate pictures of the two that were taken when they vacationed in Dubai, India; Cabo San Lucas, Mexico; Myrtle Beach, North Carolina; and Laredo, Texas.
The photos are extremely explicit in nature and have only been shown to one of her uncles, a taxi cab driver, and her hair stylist Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon.
Brenda and Robert visited the Tower Big Ben and were seen holding hands by many London residents, as well as London tourists, and Icelandic soldiers.
The happy couple also visited Buckingham Palace where the lovely Queen Elizabeth II, gave the two a personal tour of the entire palace. She also presented each with an 8 by 10 autographed glossy of herself sitting on an English racer.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: A highly reliable source informed me that the English racer's name was Barney Alvin McBrekky.]
After the couple toured Buckingham they headed over to Windsor Castle where they toured the entire historical landmark. It was while the two lovebirds were visiting the castle's dungeon that Brenda began kissing Robby's neck and ended up giving him a first class hickey.
In other news. Ashley Cole says that he still feels that his wife Cheryl will forgive him for boinking the half dozen or so women that he reportedly bonked.