Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Kate Moss, prunes

Friday, 23 April 2010

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Kate Moss the new face of prunes

Kate Moss, the celebrity super model, has been hired by the Prune Marketing Board-slogan "Prunes. A Weight Off Your Mind. She is to advertise prunes in a series of posters designed by Rolf Harris.

Moss is to avoid using make up during these experimental adverts. Harris said "Look, I am used to painting fucking kangaroos, mate. They all look ugly. I can't do sexy, so I told Kate to just come as she really is. No worries mate."

Moss has seen her work dry up almost as much as her skin in recent years. Her drug taking exploits with Pete Doherty have caused the cancellation of many contracts. When the prunes offer arose it was clearly too good to turn down.

Moss is currently in Moscow learning how to shove other wrinkled old hags out of the bus queue.

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