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Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Ow, my frickin ears!

Los Angeles: Demi Lovato (yes, that girl who dresses as bee in Sonny with a Chance) was found pleading for mercy in the court after she got sued for ruining the hearing power of several young tweens around the world.

Her 'songs', as she calls them, sound more like hungry walruses yelling on top of their voices. Many innocent young children have complained that they lost their power of hearing completely after listening to her 'songs'.

Demi, who was given the punishment of living in a mouse hole for the rest of her life, begged the judge that she would rather just quit her singing career and continue only acting. On hearing this statement, the judge decided to increase her punishment by saying that she would not only live in a mouse hole but will also feed only on cheese for the rest of her life.

The simple explanation for this increase in punishment is that if there is something worse than Demi's singing, it is her acting.

It is now official that Demi is going to be living in the mouse hole for the rest of her life. The tweens all over the world who were listening to her 'music' till now are celebrating their new found freedom.

A teary eyed Demi volunteered to pay all the medical bills of the affected children. The world is good once again!!

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