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Topics: Movies, James Bond

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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As a result of the huge debt owed by the studios the new James Bond Movie may not be hitting a screen near you.

A plan is afoot so as not to disappoint all the Bond fans out there. In order to keep movie theatres full, producers of the Bond Movies are getting together to bring something very special indeed to Bond fans everywhere.

They intend to have editors splice together scenes from all the 'old' Bond movies into a coherent New Movie.

The only problem they have come up against is 'how to explain the changing faces of '007 during the course of the movie.

The best idea they have come up with so far is to splice in some 'new' clips. The setting, a Plastic Surgeons Office, where Bond changes his identity throughout the movie.

Editors say this can be done on a 'shoe string' as they already have all of the movies and only need to hire a couple of amateur actors to play the parts of the plastic surgeon and his staff.

This is the first time in the history of movies that this has been attempted. If successful, MGM studios are planning to put out more such movies.

Planning is in its early stages but we will bring you the entertainment news update as soon as we have it.

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