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Thursday, 22 April 2010

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The females of the world are most likely unhappy about not pooping Ricky Martin's donuts

Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin said in an interview with me that since he came out of the closet late last month that he has been really busy.

"Everybody just want to have sex with me!"

According to Mr. Martin's manager, Ricky hasn't been showing up lately for shows, recording sessions etc.

"It's weird, everyone knew he was gay, but it wasn't like this before! It's just like now when he has announced he is gay, he can't say no to anybody! If he was a girl, he would have about a dozen of kids!"

When asked about this, Ricky Martin says that he is finally now enjoying being gay.

"When it was a secret that I was a gay, I couldn't have sex with as many as I wanted, only those I could trust they wouldn't go to the press with it. But now that it is official, I don't need to hide it anymore."

Asked if this will continue to disrupt his work, he says:

"Nah, I'm trying to finish this as soon as I can. I sometimes have sex with two or three at once to save time. But it has its consequences, I've been pooping donuts for a week!"

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