Publishers fearing a catastrophe are frantically trying to convince Susan Boyle to allow a ghost writer to pen her story, but she's having none of it. Subo wants to write it all herself!
A representative of her publishing firm said "We don't know what to expect. I mean common she's hardly Jane Austin is she more Steve Austin!"
Fears are Subo is planning to use crayon (pencils are too sharp and her fingers are unusually fat for a keyboard) favouring red to write her masterpiece and also lots of pop up pictures. 'I want to show all the children the fairies that lived at the bottom of my garden and the leprechaun with his pot of gold' she has been heard to say.
Subo's agents are planning a book signing event at a famous hotel where she will literally place her inky paw print in her fans copy!