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Wednesday, 21 April 2010

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Skoob - Pressed For Time

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were today perplexed as Spoof writer SPECTRUM vowed to top the site writer chart.

Spoof writer Skoob was reported to be hitting the bottle with a vengeance after being informed that it was only a matter of time before SPECTRUM surpassed him in the prestigious list.

Insiders inform us that despite Skoob's outwardly amiable persona, he is in fact a really nasty bastard who would steal the crutches from a cripple.

And he's a wife beating alcoholic who would bum things, given the opportunity.

Skoob told us that he had nothing against Scotland but the pips went on the phone before he could elaborate.


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