"He's the guy who grabs us all the headlines," Rob announced.
"And he's going to take over the Spoof website writer chart," Kristen added.
Spoof writer Skoob1999 narrowly escaped certain death today when he became enveloped in a cloud of toxic dust caused by a volcano in Iceland which was triggered initially by Spoof writer SPECTRUM who blamed it all on politicians, daleks, witchcraft, faked lunar landings and England.
We asked Skoob1999 for a comment but he stated that he probably wouldn't be able to give one as he was running out of wordspace, so he handed us back to Rob and Kristen.
"Yes, we've heard of SPECTRUM" they said.